Physical Performance

How To Crush 2011 Like a Can of Cheap Beer On Your Forehead

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Remember when you were in college? Neither do I. But I’ve been told that the frat boys had this interesting game where they would slam a beer (a.k.a. “drink the entire thing in .3 seconds”) and then smash the empty can on their forehead while screaming like idiots. These boys are all on Wall Street now, but the analogy lives …

How America Got Fat (and Unhappy)

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Ok, so I’m writing this from an airplane. Commercial unfortunately. The dude next to me is too big. And he’s snoring as if he was the villain in a commercial on snoring or something. Even though we’re in first class like eight feet apart, he’s somehow still touching me. My goal is to type so loud that he wakes up …

The King of Wholesaling Vs. The Short Sale Sissy

“Pre$ton Ely Chokes Out Trained UFC Fighter!”

But only because he let me (lol) …