Quick amazing story …
I started a new thing recently. I like starting, and I like new; so this was a match made in heaven.
I started visualizing each day before I start it. In detail.
Now this is nothing revolutionary, but it’s a new thing for me. I visualize all the time, but usually for things that are far off in the distance. Like being the first person to float into a black hole and come back like “what? … that was stupid.”
So I’m in the bathtub* visualizing my day. I’m picturing all the usual stuff – being productive, feeling great, making money, fighting crime and winning, etc. And then I had a brilliant idea …
“Why don’t I visualize myself meeting a new gorgeous woman and getting her phone number?”
There’s a good chance you can’t relate to this of course. Because it’s my private visualization.
You visualize what you want (which is what I already have … MONEY), and I’ll visualize what I want. I’m a single prince looking for my princess. And as romantic as that sounds, it is actually INCEST, so I need to think of another metaphor for that.
So I’m out and about being productive, feeling wonderful, and just living the dream so to speak, and I decide to go to Whole Foods for lunch. This is an easy decision because I go there every single day besides that one Leap Year day that magically disappears on us. I still try to go on that day too, but it’s hard.
Whole Foods is like a double whammy bonus place for me. They have two of my favorite things there at all times … healthy food and hot women. The vegan hummus is like catnip to them possibly; I have my suspicions.
Btw, if this offends you, LEAVE – I don’t care.
Actually I do care, I was just trying to act cool. Don’t go. I love you.
I’m walking around the store after lunch, window shopping for salmon, and guess who walks past me ……….. that’s right …….. my best acquaintance Stick Boy.
Me: “Stick Boy what are you doing here? You know you don’t eat healthy. Taco Bell called. They wanna know where you’re at.”
Stick: “I’m looking for chicks dude. Same as you.”
Me: “I’m not looking for chicks idiot. I’m looking for salmon. It’s 2:00 on a Tuesday. Shouldn’t you be working?”
Stick: “LOL!”
Me: [private thought as I walk/run away .. "idiot"]
So feeling three notches stupider from the encounter, I continue walking around leisurely since I really don’t work on Tuesdays or weekdays in general. Stick and I accidentally have this in common.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my past 4 days starts runway walking toward me. She is everything I’ve always wanted and never needed … glamorous, superficial, and totally stuck up. I instantly fall in love.
Official and completely true convo:
Me: “Nice Louis Vuitton bag. That’s very original. Why’s it so big? Whadya got in there …. Weapons?”
Whole Foods Girl: [laughing] “oh yeah … weapons.”
Me: [lusting] “brilliant”
Repentantly I keep walking as if I could care less because I really couldn’t.
That’s a lie. I actually did care I was just trying to act cool again. DANG it I wish I was cool.
That’s another lie. I am cool. Lol. I was just trying to act like a humble nerd because that’s what’s cool in Hollywood now. Nerd is the new stud. Congratulations Stick. You won.
So serendipitously I end up right behind her at the cash register.
Whole Foods Girl: [to Cash Register Boy] “You guys haven’t had vegan hummus in a long time. Why?”
Me: “Because it doesn’t like you.”
Whole Foods Girl: [laughing] “of course not”
Me: “So who do you model for?”
Whole Foods Girl: “How did you know I model?”
Me: “Let’s just say this isn’t my first barbq.”Whole Foods Girl: “I have no idea what that means.”
Me: “Perfect. Hurry up and check out cuz I’m late for nothing. But give me your phone number so I can call you and explain it later.”
Whole Foods Girl: “Sure. Here ya go …”
Alright so here is what you need to understand about all this …
1. This is a 97% true story
2. It is amazing because this NEVER happens to me. Mainly because I’m too lazy to make it happen. I just like women to present themselves to me like I was King Louis the IV, which of course happens never.
3. Not only did my visualization happen, but the girl was a RUNWAY MODEL
Moral to the story … start visualizing your days before you start them. No athlete in the world would compete without visualizing the outcome ahead of time. Why should we be any different?
Tomorrow I am going to visualize myself destroying parallel universes just to see if it makes Stick Boy disappear somehow.
What are YOU going to visualize? Leave a comment below ….
* yes, I am a “bath” guy, and yes, this is where I do my visualizing. Get over it.
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Verry nice blog here! I really enjoyed reading it so much that I bookmarked this on digg! I wish you continued success!
Hilarious as usual, Preston.
I will think about all the sales I will have in the up comming months and how easy they will be. Everyone just loves working with me and what ever I tell them they do, the word no becomes yes. I sell three homes a month that goes to closing and I get paid. I make enough money to retire and enjoy life and make it better for those around me. Help me do this.
This story was great. I have just shown "The Secret" disc to two of my grandchildren. My one granddaughter has bad kidneys and Arthritis. She is 12. She says she is regenerating her kidneys and her arthritic jaw. I will let you know how that turns out. My 14 year-old granddaughter is 100 lbs overweight. She is using visualization to lose weight. She just started two weeks ago and is already losing weight. Visualization really works! Thanks.
than for all the support you sending to me, but i still have not flipped one property yet ,but i am on my way.
You know what a positive impact you have with the lost souls out there right>
Thanks preston i will try to do the visual thing more often your a very funny dude and i also love whole foods that and walmart are my favorite places in the world have a good one and take care
Brian
I am going to visilize doing GREAT in real estate investing[making money] and also helping people,great blog
Bro, keep it coming!! Great read! Stay Blessed..
Bro, your to much … Keep it coming!!!! Stay Blessed
My vision is to build a recreation center for mentally disable adults that has all of these activities and more. A swimming pool, jacuzzi, exercise room, crafts room, entertainment room which has music with headphones for everyone, Big screen Television set, VCR, DVD player, and all the latest technology. a large garden, horses, a large bus for transporting people back and forth and more will be added in time
so…. cool this it, we should blame ourselfe if not follow up your advice that make change life for many,i truly believe in a new idea. same way the first software become a odd of many.i have a vision how the red pill can change life..thanks
THANKS FOR ADDING SOME SUNSHINE AND LAUGHTER TO OUR DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genius.
Along the same line of using results oriented visualization techniques I recently began using a Mind Movies program. It gave me the opportunity to combine various pictures of my dream life played to the music of my choice. Been using it as a daily mental supplement. Even after viewing my Mind Movie the images remain in my head throughout the day. Awesome system – highly recommend it.
Okay I visualize that you will give me the Platinum version of the Red Pill so I can a multi-millionaire cash in the bank type and be a super blessing and I also will visualize the you will meet a super hot chick that is not stuck up and superficial but will blow your freaking mind and you will still drool over her 30 years later
Good well done Ivisualize to get you red pill for Free
Hi Preston, you really changed my life with ur ebook. I have not gotten started duw to my lack of cash and location ( I am from outside the US ) But you are brilliant. I am going to visualize getting more REO deals under contract and being productive and happy. If I wanted to email you preston, how do I do that ?
You ate a blessing to this world. Thanks for making me realize that I can do all things through Christ. Be Blessed
Amusing…
Yeah, Whole Foods is a great place to meet chicks, as long as you dont mind the high maintenance. Keep snorting that Green Vibrance, Preston : )
hi: you write beautiful and when you told me you visualize in the bathtub so I smiled
Preston,
When you were growing up as a little boy or young man you had a problem bonding with one or both of your parents. You do not understand, but that is why you are having problems bonding with a woman. Another thing I would like to point out is there are five pillars of life:
mental, physical, spiritual, emotional and financial.
Spiritual is the most important and get this, young man, financial is the least important. If you wake up just a bit more, you will see that this is true and helpful, I hope.
Be Blessed,
Melvin
Preston, you are too funny! I love your style! Anyways I will visualize myself earning 25k every month!
I like the way you asked for the phone number.. most brilliant and COOL . Have a excellent vision and take her out on a date
Take Care,
Michele
Beautiful Preston! Thank you for the reminder of how powerful we are! As Far As My Eyes Can See…I can have it! I am off to church too, maybe I’ll see you there
Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone! I attracted her before you did, just two isles down. I do my visualizing on the run, that way I get them before you do. You got to be efficient to beat the best.
Dude, you’re a riot! This was great! This got me out of bed this morning laughing my butt off. I’m visualizing my day today — going to an open house this afternoon, meeting the agent, getting his list of foreclosure properties, and flipping some of them. Then I’m visualizing getting calls from my just-put-out signs with some more deals and people I can help. Then I visualize this happening over and over throughout the week!
I visualize me living in a few houses I’ve been looking at. I also see my family over at my house for gatherings and ACTUALLY getting along. That’s today’s vision and it SHALL happen VERY soon. Stay blessed, Preston!
Just wondering if the 3% bullshit part of this rad story was her giving her number to you. (: Hope not, cause’ runway model at wholefood store just became a fantasy of mine. Damn it, now I have to start eating healthy!
I am going to visualize this sexy, let say around 35-40 ish guy who is a professional and this man woman connection figured out. He falls in love with me in a minute and I am moving to Austin with him.
Yeehaw! I am already excited about this encounter.
Sherrie
Awesome. I’m visualizing my hand in your wallet as we speak. Why do you have a silly band in there… oh wait… eww.
Preston,
I’m going to visualize, for real this time not just practice because my season starts Monday, getting 25 contracts locked up from my lil’ mammoth direct mail campaign of 2,500 pieces. Then I will visualize my day with my best lady friend and her becoming an uncontrollable, cat in heat, can’t keep her little hands off me, Randy’s playground!! Hahaha The playground part was a joke. But seriously, just having the best day of our lives.
I GOING TO VISUALIZE ME GETTING MY FIRST DEAL DONE SUCCESSFULLY AND PRESTON HELPING ME !
Nice reminder, when I do it it works, so why not do it all the time.
Don’t worry, your princess can be another king’s daughter…you’re safe! Good blog, thanks.
Not gonna lie, I can’t believe you take baths bro.
Although I think you posted the PG version of this it was actually a great post. Good stuff
JK
Great viz…I’m gonna try it at The Home Depot. Wish me luck!
Dude…I gotta confess…I love reading what you write. You’re funny. Oh, and great post. That is all.
…jp
I believe in visualization but like you am lazy to put it into action. You’ve inspired me with this funny story to take it up again.
I have two young girls 11 & 7, I’d say I’d visualize them having a great day in school. Their so impressionable at this age. I just want the best for them.
I’ll have the F$ video testimonial for you later in the week and will email you the link.
Cheers
Sean
You are sooo your mother! This was stinkin’ hilarious (not too mention poignant …. whatever that means). I about peed myself (not really that was a lie and it would have been messy but i did laugh till i cried; of course i was already crying but hey it was still funny! Love ya my son! Thanks for brightening my day!